It's not easy being yellow
There's a guy behind me in the lab speaking Mandarin. Now, as someone who was never exposed to to Asians until I was 18 almost all Asian languages sound like random noise to me, but Mando most of all. Furthermore, he has this really weird voice.
So listening to him speak reminds me uncannily of Kermit the Frog gargling
So listening to him speak reminds me uncannily of Kermit the Frog gargling

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my favourate asian language has gottah be Thai
sounds like pops and squeeks
or was that viet... i get confused