Because I hate you all and want you to suffer

[erratio]

Ge: Hey Jennifer!
Me: Eh?
Ge: How would you describe sex in a lift?
Me: *thinks for a moment, then the light dawns*
Me: Uplifting! :D

Um, more serious/interesting posts coming up as soon as I have both the time and energy to are-tick-you-late myself properly

Comments

[tux-masaki.livejournal.com]

OMFG DIE >_<
thats so bad -________-

let me guess, the girl wears a skirt?

you started it !!

[mednez.livejournal.com]

elevating sex to new levels;
i bet you'd get a lift out of that;

etc etc