Ranting Swede

You know what I really hate? I hate the way I seem to have this sign over my head telling people to approach me in public and ask me random crap. I AM NOT AN INFORMATION DESK. I don't even like other people all that much. I'm sure there are millions of others out there who would be much happier to meet a complete stranger than me. And yet you approach me, and ask questions that I usually have no idea of the answers to.