men suck :P
Mar. 16th, 2006 09:13 pmwhy is it that men make these wild assumptions about how groups of females interact?
First there was the friend who assumed that Alison and I shared everything he told us by means of telepathy, and when talking to either one of us would make constant references to things he told the other one..
Then there's the one who assumed that girls, left on their own, will have movie nights involving chick flicks and lots of bitching about guys.
And so to even the odds, i shall from now on assume that men share all details of their sexual/romantic exploits with every other man they meet, and that when it comes to trying to pick up, all men are part of a universal brotherhood who all support eachother in their efforts (unless of course they're both going after the same girl, in which case there has to be a fistfight over her at some point :p)
You have been warned :p
First there was the friend who assumed that Alison and I shared everything he told us by means of telepathy, and when talking to either one of us would make constant references to things he told the other one..
Then there's the one who assumed that girls, left on their own, will have movie nights involving chick flicks and lots of bitching about guys.
And so to even the odds, i shall from now on assume that men share all details of their sexual/romantic exploits with every other man they meet, and that when it comes to trying to pick up, all men are part of a universal brotherhood who all support eachother in their efforts (unless of course they're both going after the same girl, in which case there has to be a fistfight over her at some point :p)
You have been warned :p