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Hands up here everyone who's had a bizarre dream that made no sense at all.

Now hands up everyone who's ever had a dream about one of their hobbies so strong that upon waking you have an urge to go do whatever it was that was happening in the dream. This happened to me once before, where I dreamt about a game that combined aspects of live roleplaying, auditioning for parts, team building, and computer games. In my dream I knew this game to be so awesome that when I woke up I was intensely disappointed to realise that not only did it not exist, but that it was actually physically impossible for it to exist. And I went around for half that day with this unfulfilled craving to play the game.

Anyway, all this rambling brings me to the dream I had this morning. Bear with me because as usual most of the details have already faded.

Picture the aftermath of a medieval battle. The ground is littered with corpses, already starting to stiffen in death. And then one by one, a number of the corpses get up again. Jerkily. And they look at eachother through damaged features and say "What is this? What's happened to us?"

And this is the opening scene of some kind of computer RPG. The newly raised zombies are the members of your party, and the player gets to choose which ones he wants to resurrect based on what kind of people he wants in his party. I have some vague idea about how in the selection phase you can click on a corpse and the spirit of that person will rise up and tell you a bit about their life and skills.

Now, I have a few ideas of my own about why these people might have had their eternal rest disturbed. But I'm curious to hear what other people might be able to come up with. So, guys? Ideas?

It also occurs to me that this would be a great premise for some kind of DnD campaign if I can ever get enough people organised.
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At work we often come across whole piles of loose items that some customer has dumped , having decided that they don't want to shop anymore, or somesuch. On Tuesday I came across a particularly interesting set of such items.

Item 1: A thank you card and envelope
Item 2: A sympathy card of some sort. I regret not having taken a closer look at this.
Item 3: Condoms
Item 4: Lubricant
Item 5: A home pregnancy test

With a set of items like this I couldn't help but speculate about what the person was planning to use them for. That day I told Alison and Hein about the set of mystery items and how I'd constructed this scenario to explain their existence. Alison immediately came up with a different one. So did Hein. Just now I told Zhe about it and he came up with yet another plausible story that fit the supplied items. In fact, I invite everyone reading this to come up with their own story to explain what the person was planning to use it for.


But wait! you say. What about my story? Well..

The person who left it was obviously a man (because everyone knows that cards only work on girls, so it would be a guy planning to give it to his girlfriend rather than vice-versa). He's concerned that his girlfriend may be pregnant. Now, when he gets home, he'll give her the pregnancy test, and then depending on the outcome, give her one of the cards (thank you if she's not pregnant, sympathy if she is) and use the goodwill generated by the card to solicit intercourse from her.

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