here, have some doggerel

took me about 2 minutes to write, lol


I'm sorry honey,
my heart is already full
there is no room for you
you'll just have to duke it out
for a space between the car and the dog
don't pout
its not that i don't like you
only whatever you do
don't. get between.
me and my lifestyle

(da dum da dum da dum)

inspired by joking around with a friend about how he wouldn't need a girlfriend if he bought both a car and a dog